Every Naruto character has a different personality. Below are some of the things you will never find the characters saying! If you would like to submit your own, feel free to send it through the content submission form! You must be a member to submit content.
Asuma· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."
· "Don't smoke; it is not good for your health."
· "Anyone got a light?"
Choji
· "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
· "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
· "There's too much fat in these chips."
· "I told you to bring me diet coke.
· "Here, you can have the rest."
· "Does this outfit make me look thin?"
· "So liposuction is my only option?"
· "I'm full."
· "Where's the salad bar."
· "You guys need to eat a little healthier."
· "Have you called Jenny yet?"
Deidara
· "I should put my clay figures in a museum."
· "Why is there a mouth on my hand?"
· "I really can't stand these explosions!"
· "Sasori, we should really get into this flash animation. It's the future."
· "I need new hands."
· "I need some different colored clay."
· "Art is not a blast."
4th Hokages
· "I wish my death had served a better prupose."
Gai
· "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."
· "Lee, your sense of fashion is horrible."
· "Kakashi, you are better than me..."
· "I must admit, I am getting kind of old."
Gaara
· "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
· "Hold on! There is sand in my eye."
· "Who needs a hug?"
· "Ok Shukaku, its bedtime now!"
· "I should have got my tattoo on my back."
· "Have you ever seen the movie Boys Don't Cry?"
· "Who wants to help me build a sand castle?"
· "Oh gosh it is hot, Temari, fan me will ya?"
· "Oh shoot, I'm out of eye-liner"
· "I would've made a much better sandman than the one in Spiderman 3."
· "Give me my gourd back. I need to pick some fruit."
· "I love you, you love me, we're one big happy family!"
Haku
· "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
· "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."
· "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"
Hidan
· "Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."
· "I don't feel like praying today."
· "Actually, I'm atheist."
· "All this blood is making me queasy."
· "Watch your language Itachi."
· "Ouch! Papercut!!!"
· "Kakazu, you have no heart."
Hinata
· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"
· "R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me..."
Ino
· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww... I hate purple."
· "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
· "Cha!"
· "Sai, you are as ugly as Naruto."
Itachi
· "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."
· "Hey Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"
· "Sasuke, no hug for your own brother?"
· "What is this ring I'm wearing? I don't recall being married."
· "It's not nail polish. I swear my nails are just dirty."
· "Being an Akatsuki no longer sparks my interest. I think I might join the ANBU."
· "Since when have my eyes been so bloodshot. I think I need some Visine."
· "Go to my fireball and cook yourself Kisame."
· "Sasuke, I killed the clan because they ate the last box of Pocky."
· "Kisame, can you get me some nails. Mine are broken."
· "I need glasses."
· "Why can't we just all get along?"
· "Wait! Why did I kill my family again?"
· "Boo, I broke a nail."
Jiraiya
· "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"
· "Why are there so many girls here."
· "I really need to develop a better hobby."
· "I really need to settle down and get a wife."
· "I want to drink Tsunade brand milk."
· "Please keep your clothes on."
· "Where are the guys at?"
· "I´m going into a hermit mode! Chicks love hermits!!!"
· "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Kabuto
· "I never told Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."
· "Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"
· "I think Shizune likes me."
· "I need to switch to collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards."
· "Orochimaru, I need a day off."
· "I think I need to get contact lenses."
· "My was I named after a Pokemon?"
Kakashi
· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Naruto, you are so smart!"
· "I'm Done Done with Come Come Paradise."
· "Shoot, where did I put my mask?"
· "Jiraiya, you are such a bad author."
· "Maybe I should dye my fair because it looks like I'm really old."
Kakuzu
· "Who wants to go on a shopping spree?"
· "Forget about money, let's start going to Goodwill."
· "Hidan, convert me to Jashinism!"
Kankurou
· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
· "Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
· "To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."
· "Oh my dollies look so pretty today."
· "Damn, the chakra strings got tangled again."
· "Where can I find a Pinocchio puppet."
· "I ran out of makeup, Temari can I use yours?"
Kiba
· "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
· "I want a cat."
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"
· "I need a bitch."
· "I'm more of a cat person."
· "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
· "Gross, I smell like a dog!"
· "Can I trade Akamaru for Pakkun?"
Kimimarou
· "Tsunade brand milk, it is good for the bones."
Kisame
· "Gaassp, I can't breath!"
· "Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"
· "OMG a shark! Run!!!"
· "When I was little my biggest fear was getting flushed."
· "No, do not put me back into that fishbowl."
· "The Jaws movies are horribly scary."
· "Bring on the sushi"
Konohamaru
· "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"
Kakuzu
· "You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"
Naruto
· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you Neji."
· "Don't believe it!"
· "Ramen for dinner again? ARGH!"
· "I give up."
· "Being Hokage is probably overrated."
· "I hope Ichiraku burns down in flames."
· "Actually... I just want to be a super hero."
· "Does this jumpsuit make my butt look big?"
Neji
· "I love you more Hinata."
· "Time for a haircut."
· "I think I'm going to hold back on using the Byakugan for this fight."
· "Hey guys, lets work together."
· "Poking people takes a big toll on your fingernails."
· "Look! I grew out my fingernails so my attacks would be more deadly."
· "I like using the 64 palms on the ladies!"
· "I watched Hinata taking a shower with my Byakugan."
· "I wish I had pupils."
· "Fate is crap."
· "I can't see."
Orochimaru
· "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."
· "Does it seem like I have a lot of makeup on?"
· "Me and Michael Jackson are long lost brothers."
· "I quit the Akatsuki because I didn't like the nail-polish they gave me."
· "Come here Sasuke... I have candy!"
· "I should sell my tongue on ebay."
· "My idol is Michael Jackson."
· "I taught Gene Simmons everything he knows."
Pain
· "Ouch! Papercut!"
· "Hmm... this body doesn't go good with my robe."
· "Where should I get my next piercing?"
· "I think I might get a Prince Albert piercing."
· "Piercings are scary."
Pakkun
· "Meow"
Rock Lee
· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
· "Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."
· "Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."
· "What should I wear today?"
· "I'd rather learn the Chidori."
· "Should I get a perm?"
· "This 'way of the ninja' is way too hard."
· "Gai, my idol is actually Bruce Lee."
· "I'm switching to baggy shorts and a t-shirt."
· "Can I drive to my next mission?"
· "Why are my eyebrows upside down?"
Sai
· "I need to stay out of the sun."
· "I can't draw, I have to trace."
· "Naruto can draw better than me."
· "Hey stop smiling so much."
· "I'm out of ink."
Sakura
· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
· "Maybe I should dye my hair blonde."
· "OMG Ino and Sasuke look so cute together."
· "You know Sasuke, we can simply just re-populate the Uchiha Clan... *Winks*"
· "I'm actually a natural blonde."
Sasori
· "I heart you Deidara."
· "I think I will dedicate myself to Taijutsu, it seems more fun."
· "Arrgh, I can't feel my body."
· "I discovered the fountain of youth."
· "I will wait even an eternity for Deidara."
Sasuke
· "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*
· "Kakashi, you have the same lens as Itachi...weird!"
· "There is nothing that means more to me than brotherly love."
· "OH MY GOD!!! The Uchiha Clan is dead!"
· "Dattebayo!"
· "Anything for you Orochimaru!"
· "Itachi, you want to play Clue?"
· "Orochimaru, let me be your lower..."
· "I love my brother"
Shikamaru
· "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Konoha for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
· "Whats 1+1?"
· "I really like the new alarm clock Asuma got for me."
· "I think it's time for me to pick up something new...like Chinese Checkers."
· "I've arrived to the Academy 1 hour early to train."
· "Why does this shadow always follow me?"
· "Women are fascinating creatures."
· "Do the Shika-Shake!"
· "I will never give up."
Shino
· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· "A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!"
· "HAHAHAHAHA!"
· "I need some Raid. These bugs are really bugging me."
· "I never knew the world was so bright without these shades."
· "Kill that fly, its trying to get in my jacket."
· "LOL."
Shizune
· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"
· "Tsunade-sama, I'm so bored! Let's go gambling."
Temari
· "This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."
· "Hmm... maybe I should get an electric fan."
· "Gaara, I know you stole my eye liner."
· "Gaara, where is my mascara?"
Temari
· "I'm using my fists for this one."
The Third Hokage
· "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."
· "Iruka, I want my tapioka pudding now."
· "Orochimaru, you can destroy the village if you will let me go."
Tobi
· "I need a new mask."
· "Tobi is a bad boy."
Tsunade
· "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."
· "God I'm glad that Dan creep died. I swear he was stalking me."
· "Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"
· "They call it HO-kage for a reason!"
· "You think I need implants?"
· "Or should I get breast reduction surgery?"
· "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours..."
· "Got milk?"
· "What's a bra?"
Zabuza
· "I might need a smaller sword, this one is getting a bit heavy."
· "Here bunny, bunny, bunny."
Zetsu
· "Ewww dead bodies."
· "I think I'm going to be a vegetarian."
· "Peace, no war."
· "I taste really good..."
· "Stop cutting down trees, it is not good for the environment."
· "I'll have him for dinner, and you for dessert."
· "Salads please!"
